Today
The whole day, up on the fridge.
Your chief critto pins up today: what's on, the calendar, the to-dos and reminders, and the bills creeping up — so the household runs without you holding it all in your head.
Little helper. Big personality.
Make your own little helper
A little personality. A big imagination. Make a critto that chats, remembers you and gets things done.
A 7-day Standard trial. Card required; renews unless cancelled. The demo needs no account. 18+
Meet
Look
Personality
Every critto is drawn live: a look, a name and a personality of its own.
Works with what you already have
- Gmail
- Proton Mail
- Google Calendar
- Google Tasks
- Telegram
- Discord
Every critto is one of a kind.
A name, a look, a mischievous streak? You decide. Every critto is drawn live, so no two are quite alike.
- Gizmo
- Mochi
- Biscuit
- Juniper
- Clover
- Pip
- Ribbert
- Pebble
- Bandit
- Otto
- Hooto
- Hedgo
- Capo
- Axo
- Bitsy
Little pages
Ask for a page, get a page.
A party invite, a recipe card, a packing list, a little slideshow — your critto makes it and you share it with a tap. A link or a QR code; keep it private, or let people in.
Message your critto
Reach your critto wherever you chat.
Give it its own email address, a share link with a QR code, or add it on Telegram or Discord. You choose who can talk to it — just you, or a few trusted people.
Dress up
A little hat never hurt anyone.
Pick accessories and cosy chat themes for each critto. A free set to start with, and Treats to unlock more whenever you fancy a change.
Calm by default
No jargon. Just what it did.
When a critto looks something up, you see "Looked at its notes", not a wall of technical steps. Calm, clear and easy to follow.
Make it yours
It knows who it's helping.
Add your name and a photo, so your crittos greet the real you. A little thing that makes the whole place feel like home.
Memory
It remembers the little things.
Your favourite things. The project you're making. What matters to you. Your crittos keep memories and a journal, and learn as you go. You can see and edit it all.
Voice
More talking. Less typing.
Talk to your crittos and hear them reply. A familiar voice, wherever your day takes you.
The Den
Its own computer, for real work.
Your crittos browse, compare options and make files for you in the Den. If a job needs your help, they ask you to step in.
Critto Smarts
Ready the moment it hatches.
Critto Smarts is included. Connect your apps and choose which crittos may use them.
Everywhere
On every screen you use.
From your desk to your pocket. Linux, Windows, macOS, Android, iPhone and your browser.
Sharing
A personality worth sharing.
Share a critto card and let someone adopt their own copy. The personality travels. Your private chats and memories stay with you.
Safe by design.
Safety checks on every action. Private by default. Your data stays yours: export it, edit memories or delete your account any time. Built with UK and EU GDPR in mind.
Safety →A little look around
A little room to grow.
Choose Standard or Pro. Both include unlimited Den use.
Standard
$10 per month
£8 · €9
- 5 crittos
- Unlimited Den use
- 300 voice minutes each month
- Critto Smarts for about 2,000 messages a month
- 20 Critto Smarts pictures a day
Pro
$20 per month
£17 · €19
- Unlimited crittos
- Unlimited Den use
- 1,000 voice minutes each month
- Critto Smarts for about 5,000 messages a month
- 60 Critto Smarts pictures a day
GBP and EUR include VAT. USD excludes tax. Checkout shows your final price.
Plans →A few things you might wonder.
Do I need another subscription?
No. Critto Smarts is included in every plan, with a monthly allowance. If you already pay for ChatGPT, Claude, Grok, Meta Muse or Antigravity, you can connect it instead. Its own terms and usage limits apply.
Is my critto a real person?
No. Your critto is software with a personality you make, memory and a voice. It can be wrong and is not a substitute for people or professional advice.
Can I cancel or take my data with me?
Yes. Cancel your plan any time through the app. Export your data or request account deletion in Settings. Deletion has a 7-day grace period; backups disappear within 60 days.
Does sharing a critto share my chats?
No. A shared card carries the critto's personality, not your private memories, chats or keys. Someone adopting it gets their own copy.
A home of your own?
For tinkerers: run your own Critto server on Linux. NixOS, packages or Docker. Your crittos, your computer.